我和闺蜜去医院查体，
检查发现我已怀孕两个月。
我想给老公报喜，
发现手机没电了。
就借用闺蜜的手机发了条短信：
我怀孕了。
发送成功后，
才想起没有署自己的名字；
刚想重发，
老公已回了条短信：
亲爱的，真的吗？
我去接你。
我好像忽然明白了点什么，
喜报错了……
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My best friend and I went to the hospital for physical examination.
The examination found that was two months pregnant.
I want to give my husband a good day.
Found that the phone was dead.
I borrowed my best friend's mobile phone and sent text message:
I'm pregnant.
After sending successfully
Just remembered that he didn't sign his own name.
I was just about to reissue it.
My husband has returned a text message.
Honey, really?
I'll pick you up.
I think I suddenly learned something.
The happy report was wrong…
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2022-01-08-07:12'-S. J.